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My name's Laszla, Slim Fast, Spluge and McSplugerson in there.

I like to, what did you come on there? Spots.

Spots. I like it. We're doing the news, my man. Okay. You remember Matthew Perry from Friends? He passed away tragically. You never saw it. Oh, but you're aware of it. I guess. you're aware that he was a celebrity and that he passed away and they've's been in the news quite a bit because he overdosed from ketamine. Impossible. One of your favorite recreational drugs. It's impossible. That's what I always thought. I mean, they use it in therapy, right? He talked about it in his book. And there was this whole big investigation. They started arresting people. They arrested the ketamine queen. It's just a sad day, a day that will live in infamy.

And they arrested a couple doctors.

Now, they're out on bond, and these doctors are still allowed to practice medicine,

but they're not allowed to prescribe controlled substances, I believe. They have to put notices on their doors that say, you know,

hey, doctor so-and-so is under investigation for it and has to go through the whole thing. I noticed one of the places, it looks like this guy works sick. It just looks like a minute clinic, like a Hollywood Minute Clinic. And the local news there went up and looked at the sign on the door. Just a little piece of paper and it's printed very small. Kind of thing that if you and I were to walk into that doctor's office, we would never notice.

And the reporter was asking people out front, are you aware that this doctor is, and I'm like, no, what's he in trouble for? Well, maybe killing Matthew Pairn. I'm like, oh, my goodness. But I think what they're really thinking is, look, this isn't my doctor. I don't have a doctor like most people is a minute clinic.

I just need to go on here and get some medicine.

And if you're telling me this guy doesn't have the ability to write prescriptions right now that's what I know that's all I need to know and if you're telling me I can get the good stuff here then I'm going in but it turns out that as they're investigating these guys they went through some text messages and there's accusations that when matthew per Perry was having a hard time getting as much

ketamine as he would have liked, he started doctor shopping. And when he found these doctors,

found one allegedly that was willing to sell him ketamine for a lot of money, maybe like

$50,000 for a few bottles of it. And the problem is there's some text messages, allegedly

from one of these doctors saying something along the lines of how much you think this moron will pay for this stuff which is not great man texting sucks just like i hate that that's a thing now that police can just get that warrant and see everything we've written to one of. We should all be using signal and just have it disappear after a week.

I can find that too. I don't trust it. I don't know. I mean, the cops, it seems like when that stuff's been in the news and they've tried to get it, they can't find it. Now, if you leave it on your phone, they can. But if you had it set to disappear, they haven't handed it over that I've heard of. Maybe there's been a story now.

But nobody uses that.

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