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yo yo we're doing the news my man do. Do it. Another story out of Boston. Please. This time does not involve a flight in someone urinated on an elderly woman. It involves an ugly or elderly? I think you call her ugly. No, I meant to say elderly. Did I say ugly? I don't know. She was ugly in my mind, but I meant to say ugly.

You meant to say ugly.

You just said it again.

I meant to say elderly, I mean. Why are you calling her ugly? I don't know. Isn't she ugly in your mind? When you envision this woman? Right. No, no, she's not ugly in my mind. Yes, she is. Oh. But you won't max out your tender or anything past 33 or something.

Well, I mean, she's not doable.

That's not doable.

That's not right.

A toddler in Boston, you know, they got a lot of water there in Boston, and dad is

walking around with his toddler and his toddler kind of slips away from just a couple steps

there and falls into a canal into a river and of course

as a dad would do i mean your toddler just fell into this canal you got to jump in there after him and it

looked like it was a good i'm bad at guessing how many feet i don't know in the picture i'd say it's

20 30 foot it looked like a good drop into that water there that retaining wall but was pretty was pretty high up. So his dad jumps in to help his son. Now tell me, if you are a non-religious person before this, that you wouldn't become religious after this. Because he jumps in the water to help his toddler. And no sooner had he jumped in there to help his toddler, then a duck boat shows up. Remember duck boats? Yeah, right?

Like the one that kept upsized in Missouri and killed?

Like it's a duck boat didn't kill him, drowned and killed him, but you know, whatever. Yeah, but there was that terrible accident and then the tours when I was just... Horrifying when you watched that. May. And I had just been on that boat two weeks earlier. I went on vacation recently somewhere

There were duck boats and the boys were like, you want to go on?

I'm like, no.

I thought they closed him down.

Maybe it wasn't duck, but it was the same kind of thing.

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