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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hour 2: Doom Scrolling

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

it's time to doom scroll you don't know could kill the order of born in hippies infected monkeys

0:08.3

the only news that matters with the most trusted name in the business this is headlines with

0:14.5

slim fast on the church of laslow yo yo what are you doing we're doing the news, my friend, the news. If you look, scroll through the news today, a lot of talk about that game last night. A lot of talk about it. Which makes you think like, maybe, I mean, as much as I hate to see it because I'm a Chiefs fan, maybe that's a good thing because other bad things aren't happening. Because a lot of talk. And I think part of the reason, obviously part of the reason is because it's the biggest sporting event of the year. I don't know when we get numbers for how many people. Did they already release any numbers? But let's just say 120, 130 million people watching the game. But it's also a story because the Chiefs got their asses beat so badly.

0:56.6

If you look at the final score, you might think, yeah, I mean, yeah, is that a real ass beating?

1:01.0

If you watch the game, then you saw it was a real ass beating.

1:05.0

For the second time, the Vince Lombardi Trophy is headed to Philadelphia.

1:09.9

Eagles flag and Super Bowl 59. The Eagles are Super Bowl champions for the second time. 40 to 22. They take down the Chiefs. I know. We didn't need to hear that. We didn't hear it. But this is the news, okay? And I think hopefully some of us have built up our defenses a little bit so you can get through something like that. I mean, look, if it was the first Chief Super Bowl against the 49ers a few years ago, and that had happened, it would have been absolutely devastating. I mean, as bad as it gets, because you're thinking they never get this far. They're never going to, how many years will it take? Well, I lived to see them playing the Super Bowl ever again.

1:44.3

So when they won that first one, after that, it started to feel like,

1:49.3

you started to feel like, and even that Tampa Bay loss, that loss, I mentally prepared

1:55.8

myself for it, and I guess it worked.

1:58.6

Part of it was like, yeah, if you're going to lose to somebody, you're losing to Brady. And a lot of people, not just Chiefs fans. All Chiefs fans did this, but a lot of sports fans have said over the years, I don't really count that as like a Mahomes game because the offensive line was just so bad and there were so many struggles. Well, you could say that about last night, except that last night, Mahomes also definitely looked bad. So everything that could go wrong basically went wrong last night, and we've already talked about it, but I guess the only thing left to talk about is what went wrong and was there anything you liked about it? Did you like Kendrick? Did everyone like Kendrick at halft kendrick at half time i did yeah i thought he did a good job yeah um the commercials

2:38.4

anything sand out of serena being there yeah yeah that was cool yeah i missed a lot of the commercials

2:44.6

because i would get up to go get food i was making food so and i taped in the game like on a little

2:49.5

dvr so i was kind of I want to be live with it,

2:52.2

because every time something happens, they set off fireworks. I was worried, actually, that the

2:57.6

chiefs would score and that someone would shoot fireworks off, and I would know about it, but it turns

3:02.5

I didn't have to worry about that. They asked Kels after the game, what happened, you know,

3:07.1

and how do you feel? And he said, well, you, you don't lose that badly without everything going

3:13.1

wrong. Getting it going offensively, I mean, they just got after us on all three phases,

3:16.7

and they're on top of that, you know, turnovers, penalties, playing behind the sticks on offense.

3:20.4

It's just drop passes, not taking advantage of, you know, the play call and execute.

3:29.9

I mean, there's a lot to go into it.

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