Hour 2: Doom Scrolling
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2024
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's time to dooms scroll. |
| 0:03.1 | You don't know, could kill the order of born-ins. |
| 0:05.9 | The only news that matters, with the most trusted name in the business. |
| 0:12.2 | This is headlines with Slim Fast on the Church of Laslow. |
| 0:17.0 | Yo! |
| 0:17.7 | Yo! |
| 0:18.8 | You guys ready to do the news? |
| 0:20.5 | I don't know why this happens at least once a year. I guess because of TikTok and people trying to get views, I mean, that's what I assume. Maybe there's just something wrong with them mentally. But these people that jump into tiger exhibits or lions or bears or whatever at the zoo and then try and walk up to these animals, sometimes I think maybe this person wants to die and they want to die a gruesome death in front of all |
| 0:41.5 | these people and they want it to be on the news most of the time it looks like they think this |
| 0:45.6 | animal wouldn't hurt me because I speak animals I love animals and I'll come up and pet it and |
| 0:51.2 | it'll be fine you see that far too often |
| 0:54.4 | that's what i think was happening here this girl could have been trying to get |
| 0:57.6 | views as well but it's happened in new jersey this woman jumped into the tiger |
| 1:01.3 | exhibit |
| 1:02.1 | and last i checked the cops were still looking for this morning police new jersey are |
| 1:05.8 | searching for the person who climbed over a fence at a zoo |
| 1:09.9 | near the tiger exhibit so the incident was caught on camera. |
| 1:13.1 | It happened in the city of Bridgeton. You can see the female there dangerously close to one of |
| 1:18.0 | those bangled tigers. At one point, the person appears to put her hand through the fence right near |
| 1:24.0 | the tiger's mouth. Police are hoping someone will recognize the person in the video and contact them. |
| 1:30.2 | I do not recognize the person in the video, but the video is high enough quality that I would think someone could recognize her and call police. |
| 1:36.4 | So she jumps over a couple retaining walls. |
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