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The chargers, I've heard of them.

They were in Dallas, and 15 members of the team, some players, some staff, were on an elevator.

That elevator got stuck at the hotel.

It looked like from the pictures it was a Weston.

Those are big boys stuck in that elevator, too.

There's video of them in there.

They recorded on their cell phones.

Not just regular humans.

No.

Big gentleman.

And I'm a claustrophobic person. I think it's, I mean, isn't everyone at least a little bit claustrophobic? I can't imagine that that's a rare thing to have or abnormal. But I'm pretty claustrophobic to the point where when I was a kid, I wouldn't ride on elevators at all. So my mom would get on the elevator and I would take the fire escape steps or whatever. We went places. That's probably you're such a good athlete. Maybe, but I was, I was scared to get in the elevators. And I don't know how old I was before I finally started riding in them, but I mean, it was like a teenager, probably. Up until that point, I always took the steps. And it was just part of our routine. My mom knew that I wasn't going to get on an elevator. The thought of being stuck in an elevator with that many people, being stuck in any elevator. But at least in the movies where they're stuck in the elevator, they sit down in the corner, they pull out their phone. They got a little bit of room to spread out maybe. These guys are standing shoulder to shoulder. When we worked, when we did radio in Seattle, we had to take the elevator for 10, 15 times a day, up and down, go smoke cigarettes and come back up. Yeah, you're not going to bother me off. And it was like the 15th, 16th story, something like that. And there were times when that elevator was packed shoulder to shoulder, a lot of times, actually. If it was morning or afternoon, there was a good chance that the elevator was full.

And it would get to the point where I was like, I wish I'd never got on this elevator. If I'd known it was going to make this many stops and this many people were going to get on, and I would always think when it got that packed, what if this guy thing gets stuck? There's no room to move in here. I'm going to panic. and I'm going to start screaming like a little I know he are, just like the alien invasion.

You're just going to find the nearest human.

Or alien. But the fire department comes, I guess they're trying to get this elevator

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