Hour 2: Doom Scrolling
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 16 October 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's time to doomscroll. |
| 0:04.0 | You don't know, could kill the order of bornies. |
| 0:06.8 | The only news that matters with the most trusted name in the business. |
| 0:13.2 | This is headlines with Slim Fast on the Church of Laslow. |
| 0:18.2 | Yo, yo. |
| 0:19.8 | Okay, so we'll get this out of the way. |
| 0:38.9 | We were talking about Monday night football last night. The Jets and the Bills was a close game. I didn't watch it. Snow cone did, so we rely on Snow cone to watch football for us and keep us up to speed on what's going on in the NFL because Lasz on myself, we can't be bothered. But Snowcone, he watched the game last night, and so you may be aware of this. |
| 0:35.3 | Well, I woke up to this just like I'm on, I went to, I go to several places for news, and one of the things I do when I first wake up is just scroll through our news. And, you know, there's sports mixed in there, but this morning it was like Monday Night Football Story, then a regular news story, then a Monday night football story, |
| 0:37.9 | and all of these Monday night football stories. |
| 1:11.6 | It's a pretty decent game, but I don't know what the major stories was about the officiating. And I just kept seeing different stories. So Warren Sharp, he works for Fox Sports. I didn't know who it was. Are you familiar with him? Warren Sharp? I was afraid you'd be like, you don't know who that is? I looked him up and it says he works for Fox Sports. |
| 1:16.3 | But I saw that he said, that was just one of the things that was posted on our news slash our sports. |
| 1:18.9 | He said, tonight feels like we're watching the refs call. a makeup call after a bad call, after a makeup call, after a makeup call, after a bad call, after a makeup call, after a bad call, after a makeup call, after a bad call, and he goes on and on and on. |
| 1:15.9 | And then I, I mean, there were other articles I see Sports Illustrated had a story that just said, Bill's Jets, Monday Night Football Matchup, marred by embarrassing showing from officials. Says the referees stole the primetime spotlight Monday night by mismanaging the bills close win over the Jets through a storm of poorly called penalties. Like that holding that brought the touchdown back for the Jets? That was pretty tickey, that was like... Well, you know what I thought was interesting? Aaron Rogers, yeah. That's not rubbing the pass or that happened against me? Yeah, he said, yeah. I don't think that was either. He says it, hold on, I've got a clip of him saying that. It seemed a little ridiculous. |
| 2:02.9 | Yeah, some of them seemed |
| 2:04.3 | really bad, including the roughen the passer on me. That's not roughing the passer. |
| 2:10.9 | I'd well play sarcastic ball if we're going to call those things. |
| 2:14.0 | And I thought the one on Kinlo was not roughen the passer either. |
| 2:16.5 | Might as well play what ball? Sarcastable? Sarcastable? Sarcastable? I can't tell you what you're saying? Might as well play sarcastable. Passer on me. That's not rough on the passer. Might as well play sarcast the ball for all those things. Oh, it's a reference to a South Parkhouse. Yeah, that's the one I'm kidding on. Ah. |
| 2:35.0 | You know, say what you will about Aaron Rogers, and I've said many things. |
| 2:37.0 | He's a good-looking guy. |
| 2:38.0 | And that press conference he had his suit on and his hair is all kind of like, Jesus Christ, it looks like a movie star. And he's a good football player. Yeah, he's a good football player. football player. No, there's never been any doubt about that. |
| 2:32.5 | He's not |
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