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Well, Robert Kennedy Jr., I guess, is looking for a job.

Yeah.

And Trump says, I can get your job as a secretary.

So I guess Robert Kennedy says, yeah, I'd be a secretary.

That sounds good. But if you want to be a secretary in, you know, the White House or whatever,

the administration, then you have to go be like confirmed. You have to talk to people.

No, anyone who's been a secretary, he's probably done an interview. But this is like an interview

on steroids, because now you've got all these people,

they're all talking trash.

They've already dug up all this dirt on you, which generally speaking, when you go to an interview to be a secretary, they don't dig up a bunch of dirt on you first and say, why in the seventh grade did you, this guy say you gave him herpes? Like, how do you know that? But that's what they do in these settings.

I just don't know if it's worth it.

I don't know what a secretary makes.

But he seems to want the job,

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