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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.2	This is the world famous J. Rock.
0:35.5	They read the second text on the text line, another professional athlete name that they would
0:39.0	like you to try to pronounce. A lot of people sending us their favorite athlete names for
0:42.8	Allie to try to say.
0:43.9	Giannis Anton K.ombofo and Victor Wembananiamam.
0:50.5	It's K. Rock. We're Klein Alley's show. I'm Klein. That is Ali right there. You
0:53.9	got DJ Omar Khan.
0:55.3	He is the audio sniper extraordinaire. Makes it his mission to make us look worse than we already do by playing unexpected soundbites during the entire show. Usually things we've said completely out of context. There's actually been a lot of requests for something that Ali said yesterday on the show. I don't know if we have this pulled yet, but... I'm sure you already did, but please make sure you pull the clip of Allie saying I like the balls on my chin. A lot of people asking for the Allie talking about balls on her chin yesterday. I don't know if we have that pull just yet. There's Jake the nerd. Jake the nerd, he claims that he loads Omar's gun with the audio ammunition. Did you pull the clip of Ali saying balls on her chin yesterday?
1:30.5	No, I didn't do that one. I think it was clean. Homer doesn't use it. Fair enough. We got standards around here, apparently.
1:36.1	And then in the back room, you got low T. Johnny over there and high tea Vanessa in the chicken coop at 8005-201067 to interact with the show. Lots to into this morning including a petty claims court and lots to get to this hour including alley with a very special update i guess you have an update as to your quest to get impregnated again i don't know if it's good or bad
1:56.0	i do have an update but there is an update uh quickly though let me say hi to our Sugar Daddy on line 6.
2:03.1	Is this Blind Charlie?
2:05.3	Hey, guys.
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