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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K-Rod. Good morning. Welcome to your K-Rock. Welcome to you Friday. Welcome to your weekend.
0:37.7	It is just after 8 o'clock, which means in less than an hour, we get your name on the standby
0:40.9	boarding list, send you to Japan to see the strokes. If you're killing time, waiting for that opportunity. Don't worry, we'll make it worth your while this hour. Lots to give you and lots to get into. And if you recall, it was probably about a month ago at this point.
0:55.2	Kevin Ryder, the great Kevin Ryder, sat in this very seat for 30 years on K-Rock, entertaining you in the mornings.
1:01.7	Now he does afternoons here.
1:03.6	And he challenged us for our next bit reboot, or re-bit, as we call it, where he takes some of his classic Kevin and Bean bits from over the
1:11.0	years and asks us to see if they still work in 2026. He said that a thing they had done
1:17.8	successfully slash unsuccessfully in the past was they would trade jobs with listeners for the day
1:24.5	and the one that they remembered the most that was the most problematic was when they worked at a morgue for the day. Yeah. And they had different personas. I forget the names now. Hognis. Hognis. I think it was Rakeem and Hones. Hohas. Rikim and Hones. Yeah. And they, I think, Bean passed out. No, no, Kevin. Kevin loves that weird stuff. Kevin, I think, threw up and passedus. Yeah. And I think Bean passed out?
1:44.2	No, no, Kevin.
1:45.0	Kevin loves that weird stuff.
1:46.5	Kevin, I think, threw up and passed out.
1:48.9	We have listeners that have reached out to us since that conversation and said that they are loosely tied to morgues or to crematoriums.
1:56.7	I'm loosely tied to morgues.
1:59.0	Like they know one degree separation.
2:01.5	I know someone who's in one.
2:02.7	But on our phone right now is a listener of our Stephanie.
2:05.8	And Stephanie, you are a mortician.
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