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The Valenti Show

HOUR 1: Why No One Really Cares About CFB + College Football New Year's Resolutions

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Mike started the show discussing the Michigan-Texas Citrus Bowl game and why the lack of interest is as palpable as it is right now. He talked to some of the people who shared his sentiments before Kenny joined to discuss some CFB New Year's resolutions.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And a happy New Year's Eve to everybody.

0:02.6

And we got a lot going on.

0:04.6

And yes, there will be a college football game question mark during the show.

0:10.1

I'm going to start there because I did.

0:13.0

I nerded out.

0:14.4

I went down a rabbit hole and we're going to get two to three about the lions.

0:18.3

I'm going to create a break glass in case of emergency Super Bowl window off season.

0:24.1

I started slicing and dicing and restructuring players contracts.

0:29.1

And I think I can create over $100 million in cap space without saying goodbye to, well,

0:35.6

I got to say about a one person.

0:37.2

We'll get to it.

0:38.6

I want to start with the college football thing,

0:40.5

because with Michigan kicking off in about 57 minutes,

0:44.3

I can't find any value in any of this stuff.

0:49.1

Now, we do cash to ticket, me and cookies.

0:52.1

If you want to say the value of the bowl games is betting, cool, I'll save you the phone call.

0:56.5

That's not what this is.

0:58.8

Michigan is playing Texas.

1:01.1

That's a helmet game.

1:02.6

That's a brand name game.

1:05.7

And it's not in the Pop-Tart bowl or the Cheez-It Bowl or the Broken Condom Bowl.

1:11.0

It's in the Citrus Bowl.

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