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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Great Soda Debate of 2026 (feat. Jessica Smetana & Jorge Sedano)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

"IT'S ALL THE MAN HAVING HIS WAY WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN!" Jorge Sedano provides an update on Dan's assholery at the valet, Jess is here to share her experience watching Miami lose the National Championship game, and then an all-out brawl breaks out over the taste of zero-sugar soda and what soap is supposed to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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1:09.2

with Jessica. We'll get to her in just a second, but Serano's got just a couple of minutes here in between the show that he's doing in Los Angeles.

1:15.8

Does a very popular radio show every morning in Los Angeles. Sedano, your appraisal, your telling of the story standing next to me at the valet.

1:24.9

Give the people the information from your vantage point.

1:28.3

Okay, so we are coming back from lunch, you and I, a couple days ago, and you tell me,

1:35.3

hey, can you give the ticket to the guy? I'm going to run to the restroom real quick. I said,

1:38.3

hey, no problem. So I give the guy the ticket, guy orders the car, you come out and you're about to give the guy a 20 um because i think

1:48.0

the valley was like 15 and the guy says oh man we don't we don't take cash and he you say

1:56.6

what do you mean you don't take cash and he goes you said this is america jack you

2:02.1

you got jack you did we money is good here in america still cash is still good and the guy

2:09.1

literally says to you sir i this is my second day i i'll call my boss hold on a second he's like

2:14.9

terrified um and then the boss comes over like kind of on the phone.

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