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This is the Dan Levator show with the Stugats podcast.

You know what's funny about what just happened there, Chris, as you expertly navigate some

difficult waters as I try to figure out whether I want to fight with more owners. I just heard, this is what I just heard in my headset, five in the control room,

five, four, three, oh, two, and then you're looking at me and you don't have any idea

what we're doing. You're like, you point to me.

You heard the same thing I heard.

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