Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

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He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish

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Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stu Goss, and this is Stu Pardini.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

There's a lot of stuff going on this week, Stu.

There's football coming back.

College football is actually going to start up.

I think we've got a little bit of time to sort of stretch before the NFL. But there's these events that always happen right around this time of year. Like Little League World Series, crap, never watching it. Right. But the U.S. Open. I'm always not. Are we starting with tennis again? Oh, we started. Great. Yes. Then that's the case. We're starting with tennis again. Technically. Technically starting with tennis because I saw a story that was right up your alley. And it was a player named Casper Rood. Yes. R-U-D. Are you familiar with Casper Rood? Is he white? He's white as a ghost, as you can imagine. A friendly ghost. It'd be shocking if he wasn't white, right? Well, I mean, a name like Casper. Yeah, I've never seen a black person named Casper. So the first black Casper would be the first one I ever seen. But, Taylor, I hope you are looking up black people named Casper. Please tell me, okay? Because I'm pretty

certain. Is he wrong on that? I'm on it. I love it. Yeah, Casparood is from Norway. And I don't

know what their deal is with recreational drugs in Norway. But he's not a fan of the weed smell in New York, Stu. He says it's the

worst thing about New York, about the U.S. Open. I can't say I disagree with him necessarily,

because I remember when weed was not first passed, but like early on in the California time when it was passed

recreationally. And I'm walking, you know, down the mission and I'm doing all this stuff that

I'd done in the past. And I'm just like, the entire city just smells like weed. And it's not,

like, I get it. It's not that it's not harmful. It's not, you know, if you don't hate the smell, it's not that bad.

It's not cigarette smoke. But if it was, like if the whole entire city that you lived in smelled

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