Yikes. How's everybody doing?

Sincerely, despite the Detroit Tigers best efforts, I do hope everyone had a wonderful Memorial Day weekend.

And what you heard there may have been rock bottom.

No, I'll get to that in a second.

I'd like to thank the Tigers.

They took the day off yesterday.

And they allowed Detroit.

Just enjoy a fantastic day.

Glorious.

And you didn't have to be held hostage watching this team.

Nope.

That was my God.

I mean, you were up in both games.

Just look, it always, too, that was my God. I mean, you were up in both games. Just look, it always too, that was an announcer's curse.

I think even Double D would say it.

The minute you start your bagging the other team,

you're basically saying this guy can't hit his way of a paper bag,

you got your color analyst going,

ah, pop up, pop out of pop up, cutine. Yammo. Again, Kenley Jansett sticks. This is what happens. And I said it then. I get to say it now. So what happens when he's signed a 38-year-old off an outlier season late in his career. Sweet O2 pitch. If it's Little League and Little Bobby needs a pick-me-up.

So look, dude, on O2, that might be the worst pitch in the major leagues this season.

And a guy who does struggle hitting off-speed pitching.

On O2, how does that happen? The answer is it doesn't. So I'll move on.

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