Hour 1: Punters (w/Izzy)

Stugotz and Company

Jon Weiner

Comedy, Sports

4.8 • 13.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Dan Campbell is in a new commercial and for some reason it has Ashton Jeanty in it. What was the best Halloween costumes the crew dressed up as. Is it worse job to be a punter or a kicker? Can there be a Mount Rushmore of punters and would you know who to put on it? Izzy hates one college's colors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.
0:08.0	Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.
0:12.0	He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.
0:17.0	There's too gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish
0:24.6	baby.
0:25.6	God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.
0:30.6	Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.
0:40.3	This is Stugas, and this is stupidity.
0:43.4	Here we go, Jim.
0:44.8	Tony!
0:48.1	What happened?
0:50.1	Dan Campbell's in a new Applebee's commercial.
0:53.0	Oh.
0:54.7	Applebees.
0:57.0	Nothing says.
1:00.8	Neighborhood restaurants.
1:02.9	Ashton Jensi had no reason to be in that thing.
1:06.2	Zero.
1:07.1	Like you could obviously tell
1:10.9	he wasn't there the same day as filming.
1:13.1	No, no, no. He wasn't even in an
1:14.6	Applebee's. It was just like a white screen
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