Hey, we'll take some calls 800.

321-0-710 is the number.

Did you see that Chris Christie was in the Ukraine?

What is this fat slob doing in the Ukraine?

He's trying to look, I guess, presidential.

You know, he's just a big loudmouth Ralph Cramden from New Jersey.

And he's running for president, and he's running for president and no business

running for president but everybody embraces him in the media and everywhere because he's

going to attack Donald Trump long as he's insulting Trump they'll let him pretend he's running for

president but why is he in the Ukraine what is he doing there teaching them how to fight dirty I? What is he doing there?

Teaching them how to fight dirty? I mean, what is he doing there?

Showing them how to gridlock a bridge?

Maybe he's showing them the techniques he used in Fort Lee.

Maybe they can block up the bridge, move the traffic cones, and stop the Russians that way.

Well, we know what he's doing there.

He's trying to look like he's not just a dirty politician from New Jersey and then he actually knows something about foreign affairs. But whenever you see a big

fat slob walking around a war zone, it doesn't look good. You know, it's a war zone. They've been at war

for a year. Nobody's fat. There's no big fat people.

It's like, you know, you're struggling to get food every day, and here's this big fat

slob walking around.

Anyway, let's go to Fred in beautiful Bayville, Long Island.

Fred, how you doing?

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