Hour 1: Michelle's Horrible Advice (feat. Michelle Beadle)
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Meadowlark Media
4.7 • 32.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is supported by FX's The Lowdown, starring Ethan Hawke. |
| 0:06.0 | Allow us to introduce you to Lee Raybon, a quirky journalist slash rare bookstore owner slash unofficial truth seeker, who's always on the tale of his latest conspiracy. |
| 0:17.5 | This time, his most recent expose puts him head to head with a powerful family |
| 0:22.5 | that rules Tulsa, meaning only one thing. He must be onto something big. FX is the lowdown. |
| 0:29.6 | All new Tuesdays on FX. Stream on Hulu. Are you coming off a losing fantasy week? That means |
| 0:36.4 | you're one week closer to losing your league, and that's pretty stressful, |
| 0:40.5 | which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. |
| 0:43.6 | Dentec's mouthguards help with nighttime teeth grinding. |
| 0:46.6 | Dentec wants to prevent teeth grinding while raising the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime |
| 0:52.1 | punishment. |
| 0:53.0 | If you want your league's last place finisher to live in infamy at the 2026 football All-Star game, sign up for the ultimate fantasy football punishment at Dentech.com slash ultimate punishment. No purchase necessary. Open to legal residents of the 50 U.S. states and D.C., who were 21 years of age or older. Contest ends on December 8th, 2025. For details and official rules, visit dentec.com slash ultimate punishment. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Yeagermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day. Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth. Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules. But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Yeagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Yeagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. |
| 2:05.1 | This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats podcast. |
| 2:15.5 | Before we get to Michelle Beatle here, always happy to see Michelle when she graces us with her presence. |
| 2:18.9 | Can you give us the Hampton Farms winner here this week on the Hampton Farms Nuttiest fan of the week, please, Chris? Yes, Stan, congrats to the Virginia |
| 2:23.4 | fans. They are this week's Nuddiest fan presented by Hampton Farms, the official snack nut of the |
| 2:28.3 | tailgate. Keep an eye out for Lucy at Notre Dame this week. If you think you are your team's |
| 2:32.7 | nudiest fan, and this was one of the craziest things I've ever seen. Usually when you storm a field, you have to jump down to something. This was just people taking off onto the field. Somebody had to get hurt in there. It did look like World War Z. It did look like the fastest of the zombie apocalypse. I can't believe how fast they got out there. They are very lucky there was not a penalty flag on the |
| 2:51.5 | play because it would have been hard to retrieve everyone. Michelle, it is nice to see you. I've got a |
| 2:56.3 | number of different questions, but me too. Are you someone who laments and polices the storming of the |
| 3:03.7 | field or are you someone who is pro-joy for everyone, even if it comes with calamitous injury? |
| 3:09.5 | Well, that one was scary only because there was a player still down. So it was like, uh-oh, this is going to be a problem. I was watching with a friend of mine who's not a sports fan and she was just like, is this normal? I'm like, it's not that it's normal. That one looked particularly crazy. But no, look, when I was at UT, we went up to |
| 3:26.2 | college station to watch Longhorns play the Aggies and we beat them and we stormed the field. |
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