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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hour 1: Lazlo Wins Big & Life's Simple Pleasures

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:12.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill

0:15.5

Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his

0:20.3

brother's keeper and finder of lost children and I will strike down upon

0:26.7

thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:35.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:42.0

Ladies and gentlemen, vengeance upon the the

0:43.0

the church of Laslau has begun

0:49.0

Yo yo

0:50.0

how are you man well not as good as you. Oh man. Man oh man. I love them lions

0:58.0

I'm very very happy for you. How about those lions? It's a win-win for you because the team looked good and I made a random

1:04.9

bet it was just random and I thought you know I mean you know with a little bit of an educated

1:11.1

guess but random it was not the bet that you

1:13.4

told me to make but it's okay because the bet you told me to make I tried to get in and

1:18.8

it told me I couldn't make it because I was too close to Missouri we were close on that one

1:22.0

too because it was the lion's money line and then I said Montgomery

1:25.4

and La Porta for touchdowns.

1:27.4

But if you remember...

1:28.4

I do, I wasn't down, you wanted to change it.

1:30.4

I was like La Porta, I think we should just do Gibbs and then you're like don't start second guessing yourself. So I was like you're right and then I put in LaPorter. So I lost those two, but I put in David Montgomery for the first touchdown and I'm on Ron St. Brown

1:46.0

for the last touchdown.

1:48.0

So I picked the first touchdown in the game and the last touchdown in the game.

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