This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stucats podcast.

Greg Cody's terrible mustache has disappeared. It is gone. It was not unlike Stephen Colbert's.

It was pathetic. It was an embarrassment to all other mustaches throughout the history of facial hair.

Can you guys put up on the screen, please, the text exchange of Greg Cody leaving last week

with his mustache painted and sending it to his wife.

And his wife, yeah, says, ugh, just when I thought it couldn't be any worse.

And so Greg Cody had to let go of the mustache.

It was let go after five or six days or what? How long did it last? Too long, according to my wife.

Okay, yeah. She did not like it. You left here very confidently last week after everybody was

complimenting that look of the painted on mustache. Yeah. She convinced me that they were just, you know, kidding me.

We were not kidding you.

We were not kidding you. We thought it was a good look for you. We'll bring in Jamel Hill here. We'll ask her if she thinks this is a good look for you because we've got a number of things to talk to her about. Didn't you think, don't you think this makes him look younger, Jamel? how do you think he looks better with this painted on mustache

or with this clean face that doesn't conceal some of the age under his nose? Now, even though it's

true that women typically love facial hair, I think we love more goatees. So really, really,

Greg, the problem is that you didn't take it far enough. It should have been a full

goatee. But I would take the clean baby face look over this sort of slightly nefarious,

should he be within a playground look.

It is. He does. I think I would arrest you based on profile.

It would be the mustache.

I would just arrest you if you were near a playground and no one would dispute it.

Like no one in America would have any issue with.

That guy.

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