Hour 1: Jizz (It's Toothpaste) On Pants & Working At Restaurants
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 21 August 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the |
| 0:07.4 | iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.4 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through |
| 0:16.6 | the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 0:44.0 | the Church of Laslo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, the boys got d't''n't the shorts. |
| 0:51.0 | I don't know think you said that. |
| 0:54.0 | I don't. |
| 0:56.0 | The first sentence. |
| 0:57.0 | Well, he came in here and his shorts are all stained. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm just gonna let him. |
| 1:02.0 | And it's like we've all had it before. We've all seen it. are all |
| 1:03.4 | had it before we've all seen it before we've all seen it before we're alive we know what that is |
| 1:08.4 | it's like you know like a bleached stain only it's not bleached like though |
| 1:12.0 | huh it looks like it looks like bleat It's not bleat. Huh? |
| 1:13.0 | It looks exactly like it. |
| 1:15.0 | No, it doesn't. |
| 1:16.0 | Well, come in here and show Twitch. |
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