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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: I'm Just Glad Mark Cuban Loves Talking (feat. Pablo Torre)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

"Have you never scored a game?" "No, because I'm an adult who has sex." It's Internet-Brained Truth-Poster vs. Internet-Brained Truth-Poster in the latest episode of Harvard Huckster Finds Out. We also head back to Days of Yore for an audio description of a wild baseball play. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

All right, Smyranoff. Official vodka of the NFL, the world's number one vodka, here's the deal.

0:07.9

Game day is everything. The noise, the rituals, the passion, the dip, the dip, the dip again.

0:13.7

Smyrnav belongs in that mix because if you're tailgating or hosting or just sitting there checking

0:19.0

your fantasy lineup every 30 seconds, you need Smyrnaf.

0:22.1

Otherwise, it's not a real game day. They've been doing this since 1864, which is, I don't

0:27.7

even want to do the math. A long time. They're award winning. They make cocktails super easy,

0:32.5

and they're all about bringing fans together. So yeah, we do game days. That's their thing.

0:37.2

And if you're over 21,

0:38.7

you should too. Grab a bottle of Smyranoff at your local retailer and head to smirnoff.com to find

0:44.2

recipes of delicious cocktails perfect for game date. Please drink responsibly. Smeernav, number 21 vodka.

0:50.8

Distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. the smeared off company, New York, New York.

0:55.1

Please do not share with anyone under legal drinking age.

1:01.1

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1:07.3

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1:19.7

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1:25.5

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1:26.8

Visit BoostMobile.com to get started. Delivery available for select devices purchased at boostmobile.com. Terms apply. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Yeagermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules. but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Yeagermeister liqueur 35% alcohol by volume imported by Mass Yeagermeister u.S white plains new york

2:18.1

this is the dan levator show with the stucats podcast

2:22.6

no you can't do that you can't do that if he doesn't have big news you can't do that if he's just doing first take with mark cuban you can't do that. You can't do that if he doesn't have big news. You can't do that if he's just doing first take with Mark Cuban. You can't. No. That only happens with big news. Apparently you weren't listening an hour and 15 minutes in because I heard some pretty good stuff there. There was not news there. There was not...

2:47.5

They're still donating? Even after he hates the guy? All right, we'll find out in a second.

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