Hour 1: Get Control of Your House Passan (w/ Jeff Passan)

Le Batard & Friends - STUpodity

Stugotz

Comedy, Sports

4.8 • 13.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

The New Heights podcast just landed Taylor Swift. To counter, Stugotz and Izzy Gutierrez are bringing in ESPN’s Jeff Passan to talk baseball. Are the Yankees championship contenders? Are the Brewers for real? Can Passan stop his kid from knocking on the door during a live hit? Also, stick around for a revelation at the end that further puts Stugotz's Mets Fandom into question. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:42.3	He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.
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0:53.3	he has a Jewish baby.
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1:10.0	This is Stugas, and this is stupidity.
1:12.6	Here we go, Jim.
1:14.6	Tony!
1:18.6	A dog ran away and just started jumping on children,
1:22.6	and another dog walker, and she's just such a little shit here.
1:26.6	Wow. The dog walker or the dog? I love a good dog walker and she's just such a little shithead. Wow.
1:28.3	The dog walker or the dog?
1:29.3	I love a good dog.
1:30.3	Yes.
1:31.3	What do you mean, by the way, your dog jumped on children?
1:33.3	What is like...
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