Hey, it's not Monday. It's Tuesday. Remember that. A three day weekend. Lots to get to today. We'll get to the Cuomo Bridge. The stolen name may be removed. We'll get to Joe Biden in the war zone. We'll get to Don Lamon. Don Lemon. We'll get to Jimmy Carter, Richard Belzer, Pete Buttigieg, Ron DeSantis in Staten Island,

and a whole lot more.

Hey, Joe Bartlett, it turns out that when Joe Biden went to the war zone, it looked pretty brave,

didn't it?

Yeah.

But they used what they called deconfliction, which is when two sides want to move stuff through a war zone.

Deconflicting means you'll let everybody know exactly what, where, when, so they don't touch it.

So apparently Biden was safe going through the war zone.

They can't fly in, though.

They still don't trust the airspace.

So every leader that's come in and a lot of them

have come in remember Biden's not the first to visit the war zone although give him credit for

visiting the war zone can't be bothered to go to ohio but that's a war zone there yeah ohio is

12 minutes away you can't go but Kiev and again, you can't fly in. They do it by train. All the leaders have done this. It's a 10-hour train ride. So he can't take a, what would it be, a 40-minute flight? Air Force One is pretty fast. Like maybe a one-hour flight to Ohio.

Can't do that.

But it'll take a 12-hour flight to get to the train and then 10 hours on the train.

He'll do that for Kiev, but not for Ohio.

So it's not easy to sit on a train for a normal person for 10 hours.

But if you're Joe Biden it's very easy I mean a guy

in his condition you know he's asleep most of the time anyway all he does is watch TV

you know they probably give him an iPad where they put some Matlock episodes on it he watches

that some Cagney and Lacey and then he's there doesn't that like violate secret service

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