Hottest Fantasy Story Lines as Told by ‘Happy Gilmore’

The Ringer Fantasy Football Show

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4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Subscribe to our new YouTube channel! The guys talk through the hottest fantasy football story lines heading into the 2025 season, as explained by quotes from the movie ‘Happy Gilmore.’ Plus, emails! (00:00) Intro(01:58) News(11:34) ‘Happy Gilmore’(01:14:44) Emails! Check out our 2025 Ringer Fantasy Football Rankings here! Email us! [email protected] The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig HorlbeckProducers: Kai Grady and Carlos Chiriboga Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Rigger Fantasy Football Show.
0:14.9	My name is Danny Hyfitz, and I am joined on the T by Danny Kelly and Craig Horleback.
0:19.9	And today we are going to tell you the story to the 2025 football season as told by Happy Gilmore.
0:27.2	Happy.
0:28.2	Gilmore, Happy.
0:30.0	Next on the tea.
0:31.3	Lafferty, Daniel.
0:32.7	Who the hell is Happy Gilmore.
0:35.0	So Happy Gilmore 2 is coming out Friday.
0:37.1	And we wanted to honor the old Happy Gilmore
0:39.4	slash emotionally hedge against the chance that Happy Gilmore 2 is horrific.
0:44.3	By revelling in the old Happy Gilmore, which I think we quote more than any other movie
0:51.1	by far on this podcast.
0:53.7	And there's a small chance to do when tarnishes
0:55.5	the old one, maybe a little. And so we wanted to memorialize this last moment, the last pure
0:59.6	quoting of Happy Gilmore before the second movie probably over quotes the first one.
1:04.3	So yeah, we're just going to go through and basically just to sign a bunch of words of quotes
1:07.5	of like, hey, this quote reminds us of that dumb thing. First, a couple things. Number one, we have our rankings around. You can go to the episode description. We have a link to our rankings. The rankings are updated. The whole site is got on facelift. It looks different. So you can check out our rankings. We're obviously all free season. We're going to be talking about a ranks if you're looking sexy. You've got a It has all the right tweaks and all the right places. It's the best one we've put out.
1:11.6	It's tight.
1:28.6	They do look. season we're going to be talking about a rank safe. They're looking sexy. You've got a facelift. It has all the right tweaks and all the right places.
1:30.0	It's the best one we've put out.
1:30.9	It's tight.
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