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Hot Take: When You Get Married Your Parents Aren’t Your Family Anymore!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Messy Mikey has been domesticated and he's SHOCKED at the price of groceries! What's the fairest way to split them now that he's living with his lady?


+ Do you agree with this marriage hot take? When you get married…are your parents still your family? What say you? 


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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.7

When you move in with somebody, you have to, I don't want to say you want to set up parameters

0:06.4

and not even boundaries, but there needs to be an understanding of who's contributing to what.

0:12.0

And it's not just roommate situation, but if you move in with a significant other, are you splitting the bills 50-50?

0:18.5

Are you splitting things depending on who makes more and doing a

0:21.5

percentage of your income? Because I know somebody called and that that was that was their

0:25.5

philosophy, which I thought was cool for them. Like when it comes to groceries, like how are you

0:30.2

guys splitting that? Does one person go one time and another person goes another time? So our producer

0:35.7

Messy Mikey has recently moved in with his girlfriend.

0:38.4

You guys have been living together for how long now? Like three months maybe. So this is fresh,

0:43.2

fresh. Oh yeah. You still have that like new relationship in a new apartment smell. It's a beautiful thing.

0:50.9

All right. But you have a question when it comes to splitting cost. Yeah, well,

0:55.9

I got grocery problems. Okay. I got grocery problems because about two and a half years ago,

1:04.1

my grocery bills were as low as a human could live off of, and now I'm paying astronomical.

1:11.6

What's low?

1:12.2

What we told?

1:12.6

Low, I could get in and out, lowest at $25, but I could go up to 75, and that's like a bad day.

1:19.8

Two weeks?

1:20.8

How long was it was 75 last year?

1:22.3

I could go two weeks.

1:23.5

I'll tell you what I'd get.

1:24.9

I would go to the Walmart in Millageville.

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