Hot Mess of a Burger with Alix Earle %% Carl's Jr Queso Crunch Burger

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Nifty. Woop Woop. This one is off the rails from go when Our Heroes don't get the time from Nick. You voted for this one and we're eating it. It's mushy & mushy facts. Michael thinks Alix Earle is more like Alex Earl and there's some miscommunication but it's fine because Nick is feeling the momentum and really going for it. Is this a case of branding getting people to buy this burger because we can't figure it out. Grab a shirt and wait for the switchfork at https://100percenteat.store which old merch should we bring back?Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to 100%E, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do.
0:10.0	I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Swiris. Jordan, how are you?
0:14.0	What happened with the music?
0:15.0	He did fade it out pretty early, didn't he?
0:18.0	You're holding it up, but we can hear it.
0:19.0	Yeah, but you've like turned it down.
0:21.4	Right.
0:22.3	I was gonna come out. I heard it and then I watched him or I heard it go away, but him still go like this. Well, he can still hear it. He's over there. It's completely gone. Yeah. And also, like, when he edits it, he's not going to do that. Like, he's not going to fade it out super early.
0:18.6	I thought he stopped him.
0:20.1	Listen.
0:21.2	I had the thought where it was like, he's not going to fade it out super early. I just, I thought he stopped him. I started talking. Listen. I did, I had
0:39.3	the thought where it was like, he's fading out really
0:41.2	early. Like, Michael, Michael's on
0:43.2	like Word of 5 and he's fading it out.
0:45.6	And I know we don't have to talk about
0:47.0	this every time we do the podcast. But
0:49.3	he's always doing something new. What he's talking about? I was
0:51.2	being good. I was going to point out he's
0:54.3	throwing curveballs. Ready? Ready? And then it started? Just like all but two times. I was being good.
1:00.8	I was being good and this is how we're thanked. That's crazy. I was being good and we're thanked by
1:05.3	turning the music off. All but two times. I even had the thought as the music was playing.
1:10.3	Man, I love this song.
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