Oh girl, the Gus is piping today.

It piping down.

We are getting down and dirty with some drag race.

Chitter chatter.

That's right.

And the show is a global phenomenon, okay, and success.

And I'm just talking about race chaser.

The machine keeps getting bigger and bigger.

I've just talked about mom.

Now, no, we're talking about RuPaul's drag race, of course.

Would you sign the contract?

And can you afford to go on the show?

And if you can't afford to go on the show,

but you do have some extra dollars,

maybe donate them to Caitlin Jenner's political career,

which is burgeoning.

It is burgeoning and blossoming.

No, don't.

Okay, well, she's rich.

She's got gold medals enough enough.

She can do it on her own.

Plus, we're joined by Julie Klausner for a hilarious tip spot.

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