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Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It
4.7 • 25.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
All aboard a brand-new episode of Lovett or Leave It, setting sail from Los Angeles’s beautiful Dynasty Typewriter theater. A vacationing tourist (Janet Varney) gives us the low down on a festively dystopian new cruise ship. Jared Goldstein helps us pack our bags with the most out-of-pocket celebrity endorsements. Tien Tran joins us for an early bird dinner on the gerontocracy deck, and Emily St. James reviews our on-board entertainment. We close out the show with the one thing you don’t really need on a ship: a wheel. Fortunately, this one is chock full of rants. See you at the sundae bar, if you have any room left!
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| 0:00.0 | We're Los Angeles. Welcome to Love It or Leave It. We are back at as hot as hell. It's |
| 0:18.3 | July, so back in the closet queers and up at your frivolity. Feel the shame you were taught |
| 0:22.7 | to feel and while you feel it, enjoy the great show we have in store for you, Jared Goldstein. |
| 0:27.0 | We'll try to match the celebrities with their dystopian products and endorsements. He |
| 0:30.3 | and Trans supports the monopoly of cultural capital controlled by old men, a passenger |
| 0:35.5 | on the new behemoth of a cruise ship icon of the sea steps foot on land for the first |
| 0:39.1 | time in a long time. TV critic Emily St. James reviews this show in real time. And Janet |
| 0:47.1 | Varney joins for the Randall Wheel. But first, let's get into it. What a week. |
| 0:54.2 | The unknown group has been sending flyers to Iowa mailboxes, thanking Donald Trump for |
| 0:58.1 | standing up with LGBTQ rights and calling Trump a transgender trailblazer for letting a |
| 1:04.1 | trans woman compete in the 2012 mis-universed pageant. Boy, I hope people don't take these |
| 1:09.4 | flyers the wrong way. Set a Trump ally and the author of the flyer named Don Racantis |
| 1:13.5 | as he licked yet another envelope with just a little too much gusto. Like, too much tongue |
| 1:17.5 | came out of his mouth. I knew that wasn't going to work. And you got a picture of the visual |
| 1:23.4 | of like the tongue you're right about. Here's a thing. Let me just tell you the story of |
| 1:26.2 | that. Which really had the vibe of something. It really should have been stuck in the middle |
| 1:30.2 | of the monologue. I should have started stronger. Something that I knew would really catch. But |
| 1:35.3 | here's my point. Wrap it up. Here's my point. I really think Ron DeSantis would lick envelopes |
| 1:41.4 | weird in a way that suggests like he hasn't really done it and hasn't had sex. Does that |
| 1:49.3 | make sense? That's what that was meant to give you. Anyway, whoever's mailing these flyers, |
| 1:56.1 | they have their finger on the pulse. Poll after poll has shown that when the average |
| 1:59.3 | Iowan family sits down at the dinner table, the number one issue on their minds is what |
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