Honeysuckle Cottage by P. G. Wodehouse
The Classic Ghost Stories Podcast
Tony Walker
4.9 • 835 Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2023
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Everybody dies, don't they? |
| 0:10.5 | Everybody come back. |
| 0:12.8 | Isn't that so? |
| 0:14.4 | You tried to get into the long... |
| 0:16.0 | ...Hurnecuckle Cottage by P.G. Woodhouse. |
| 0:20.0 | Do you believe in ghosts? asked Mr. Mulliner, |
| 0:23.7 | abruptly. I weighed the question thoughtfully. I was a little surprised for nothing in our previous |
| 0:30.3 | conversation had suggested the topic. Well, I replied, I don't like them, if that's what you mean. |
| 0:36.8 | I was once butted by one as a child. |
| 0:40.7 | Ghosts, not goats? Oh, ghosts! |
| 0:44.6 | Do I believe in ghosts? Exactly. |
| 0:47.7 | Well, yes, and no. |
| 0:51.8 | Let me put it another way, said Mr. Mulliner patiently. |
| 0:56.0 | Do you believe in haunted houses? |
| 0:57.9 | Do you believe that it is possible for a malign influence to envelop a place and work a spell on all who come within its radius? |
| 1:08.0 | I hesitated. |
| 1:09.1 | Well, no. |
| 1:10.7 | And, uh, yes. Mr. Mulliner sighed a little. He seemed to be wondering if I was always as bright as this. Of course I went on. One has read stories. Henry James is the turn of the screw. I'm not talking about fiction. |
| 1:34.5 | Well, in real life, well, look here, I once, as a matter of fact, did meet a man who knew a fellow, |
| 1:41.3 | my distant cousin, James Rodman, spent some weeks in a haunted house, said Mr. Mulliner, who, if he has a fault, is not a very good listener. |
| 1:45.0 | It cost him five thousand pounds. |
| 1:48.6 | That is to say, he sacrificed five thousand pounds by not remaining there. |
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