“Honey, I Hired the Kids” (with Jennifer Coolidge)

Keep It!

Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.6 • 10K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Ira and Aida discuss Hollywood nepotism, Billie Eilish’s sophomore album, Saweetie’s McDonald’s meal, Matt Damon and homophobic slurs, and DaBaby’s lazy apology. Plus, Jennifer Coolidge joins to discuss The White Lotus, the writers and directors who championed her career, and more. For a closed-captioned version of this episode, please visit crooked.com/keepit. For a transcript of this episode, please email [email protected] and include the name of the podcast.

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:10.2	Welcome back to another episode of Keep It.
0:12.8	My name is Aida Osman. Hello.
0:14.9	Hello, hello, hello.
0:16.7	I'm Iro Madison III.
0:19.2	And...
0:19.9	It's my podcast now, bitch.
0:21.6	Lewis is gone.
0:22.8	I know. Lewis is gone.
0:24.6	I'm doing the intro.
0:25.8	Shit.
0:26.8	I'm grown. I'm grown.
0:28.6	Yeah, devastating news. Lewis stayed on Fire Island.
0:31.2	We can't find him.
0:32.2	We simply can't find him.
0:34.1	He's refused to come back.
0:35.5	He fell asleep in an orgy.
0:37.5	He's selling poppers somewhere.
0:39.6	I wish I knew more about Fire Island for this joke to keep going.
0:43.3	Yeah, it's all good.
0:45.0	I don't know anything about Fire Island either.
0:46.7	Do you know what the meat rack is?
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