Homer's Paternity Coot (S17E10)
Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)
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4.8 • 719 Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I think you're my pappy! |
| 0:02.0 | What?! |
| 0:04.0 | I found this letter you wrote to my mom, Mona Simpson. |
| 0:07.0 | Dear God, I always dream this day would come. |
| 0:11.0 | And now that it's here, there are so many feelings I... |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, Possible, Daddy! |
| 0:20.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:21.3 | I got a little carried away there. |
| 0:23.3 | Perfectly all right. |
| 0:24.9 | Here's your gum back. |
| 0:27.9 | Four finger discount, dude. |
| 0:32.1 | The Possible. |
| 0:34.2 | The song. Welcome to Forfinger discount the podcast where we always fire our guns into the fireplace. |
| 0:51.0 | This week we're here to review episode HABF-03. It is Homer's Paternity Coot. |
| 0:56.3 | I am Dando. And I am that suave new stranger guy. How we doing today, Mr. Dando? All right. |
| 1:02.0 | Doing very good. Fresh off our excursion to Melbourne yesterday. |
| 1:05.8 | That's true. We brave the wilds of Supernova. We ventured among the nerds, the dorks, the geeks and the |
| 1:12.6 | dorky nerdy geeks. |
| 1:14.4 | And we blended right in, didn't we? |
| 1:16.3 | We certainly did. They said, welcome, |
| 1:18.4 | one of us, have some cream juice. |
| 1:21.3 | Or some shrunken heads. |
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