Home Depot or Homeland? Southside's New Border Crisis

Markley, van Camp and Robbins

Alpha Media

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4.9 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Migrants spotted taking over the Southside Chicago Home Depot. Local squirrels say it’s never been safer.

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0:00.0	All you ready?
0:02.1	Jamie Markley, David Van Camp, and Scott Robbins.
0:05.7	We just become best friends.
0:07.1	Yep.
0:07.4	Making sense of it all.
0:09.0	Now I get it.
0:10.1	And having some fun.
0:11.2	Lighten up, Francis.
0:12.6	This is the Markley, Van Camp, and Robbins show. Let's do it.
0:26.1	The Markley Van Camp and Robbins show.
0:28.5	Jamie Markley, David VanCamp.
0:30.2	Scott Robbins.
0:31.6	We know the Democrats are very concerned about the, quote, Maryland man, the MS-13 gang member, Abrago Garcia, and El Salvador.
0:43.0	The GOP, this is brilliant, put out an ad, maybe a little vacation spot for Democrats.
0:48.1	Maybe they could travel to El Salvador.
0:50.8	Roll the audio, because this is funny.
0:53.2	Welcome to El Salvador, home to breathtaking sunsets, world-class surf breaks, and gangbanger Kilmer Abrago Garcia.
1:04.3	El Salvador is the destination for Democrats.
1:08.5	All right, time out for just a second.
1:09.9	And it does.
1:10.5	It looks like a vacation ad, if you haven't seen
1:12.6	this. I have seen it. Yeah. The sandy beaches, a beautiful place to go, relax. Seeking the thrill of
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