HOlympics

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.1	Finally show.
0:32.7	Get ready to hear some stories right now or perhaps participate with us if you'd like to.
0:36.6	If you're brave enough at 80052067 it's the return of the hollympics and uh everyone has had their moments maybe it was
0:45.0	in college maybe it was this past weekend maybe it was in the minivan uh ali said i missed out i had a rental
0:50.3	minivan i didn't even decide to have sex in the minivan. It was so disgusting and some
0:54.9	these crumbs and goldfish and Cheerios all over the floor of it. I guess I didn't think to...
0:59.0	Makes a nice bed for you. I didn't think to myself I should have had sex in that thing, but I guess I should have.
1:03.0	And let's be honest, it's time to brag about those moments that make you worthy of winning these
1:09.4	Olympic games. Any threesome, I think, would count, especially unexpected threesome.
1:15.0	Could have been, and I know that some of that stuff seems tame by today's standards,
1:19.5	but sometimes it's who was it with?
1:22.1	I mean, there was a time that Allie was having that illicit relationship with that flight attendant.
1:25.9	Remember that whole thing?
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