Hello Heroes and welcome to the campaign holiday special. I'm Cat Murphy, your host and master of ceremonies.

We made this holiday special for a few reasons.

First and foremost, because we thought it would be absolutely wizard to make a life day special

where previous one-shot characters show up and bombard the Mynot crews holiday celebrations.

That's what constitutes a solid Saturday night

to this ragtag group of capital and nerds.

Second, we wanted to have a platform

to thank all of our listeners for a wonderful year. We've been at this for a little over 10 weeks now and your

support has been stellar. We're very excited to jump start, explore more planets than

Mercur 2015 with you. Third, we firmly believe all Star Wars offshoots should have an ill-advised holiday special.

The more inadvisable, the better.

So at this point, I think I'll extend the warning that this one gets loopy.

We recorded it during our real life holiday party after a long day of legitimate

recording and are all a little punchy.

That should also go some ways to explain the party noises that will sometimes crop up in the background.

What we're saying is, proceed with caution.

And now, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Faa la la as the crew of the minock wait is this the music we want with

a cray or if I have a bad feeling about this.

Let's, let's just start, just start.

So, t'was the night before a life day and all through the Skipper A Blast Boat.

Everything was stirring.

We pan slowly.

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