Holiday Special: The Miracle of Eight

The Penumbra Podcast

Harley Takagi Kaner and Kevin Vibert

Fiction, Thirst, Second Citadel, Juno Steel, Scifi, Horror, Audio Drama, Rusty Quill, Audio Fiction, The Penumbra Podcast, Penumbra, Thirst Podcast, Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy, Science Fiction

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

In the days following the fall of the First Citadel, humanity's last survivors looked to their Saints for guidance through drought, exhaustion, and famine. And many, many years later, four humans and a lizard-bug-man-thing found themselves with a daunting task of their own: to make it through a family dinner without driving each other completely insane. Which had it harder? It's a toss-up, honestly. Welcome to the Penumbra, dear Traveler. We hope you enjoy your stay. (Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description and at the end of the transcript.)

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0:00.0	I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get out of here.
0:07.0	Ah, I'm not sure.
0:10.0	Ah, I'm not sure.
0:15.0	Ah, I'm not sure.
0:19.0	Ah, I'm not sure.
0:23.0	Ah, I'm not sure.
0:25.0	Ah, I'm not sure.
0:27.0	Ah, I've had one small spoon of salt crystals, a medium sized container of dried herbs, half
0:34.2	that container of another of the beasts fluids that one your mammals are always going on about.
0:39.0	Milk?
0:40.0	Oh, don't say it.
0:42.0	And the heat weed?
0:44.0	Heat weed.
0:48.0	There is nothing in this grim war about heat weed, amorellus.
0:52.0	First, it's a cookbook, not a grim war.
1:05.0	And second, we put in the heat weed because towel likes it better that way.
1:10.0	It changes the smell or something.
1:12.0	Fine.
1:13.0	Heat weed then.
1:14.0	Ah, that's like two pounds of heat weed.
1:16.0	Hardly, you've said that one of your pounds is 12 of your inches, and I doubt I've put in more than 15 milliliters of inches.
1:23.0	Oh, come on.
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