Unfucking the Republic is brought to you by Sam C. C. Cringy, Cindy S.

And welcoming our new unfucking insane level member, Corey S.

Well, we made it unfuckers. It's the last show of 2021.

And we're ready to kiss this year goodbye. And I'm sure you are as well.

We're taking a short break for the New Year, so the next episode will drop on January 8th of 2022, assuming

no war with China, another capital insurrection, or Max being disappeared by the CIA or something.

I'm sure we'll say it again in show notes, but on behalf of our little unfucking team,

we wanted to thank you for an extraordinary year. We're finishing with almost 450,000 downloads,

have welcomed new followers from around the globe to the

pod, and launched a successful coffee partnership with the Uncichag Nation. You helped the Mohawk

community in upstate New York exceed their winter heating fundraising goal. Just over a thousand

of you became sub-fuckers. And of course, you helped me prevail in the fight against the name

on Cluckers. We have some cool stuff planned for next year,

so everyone stay healthy over the break. And without further ado, we present a holiday

quickie, highlighting three positive trends and some thoughts on how the match stole Christmas

for your unfucking enjoyment. Hopefully, it will tide you over to the new year.

When the world is a mean and nasty little place, finding the truth can be a little tricky.

Don't go punch yourself in the face, just listen to it on fucking quickie.

It was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a cretan was stirring,

not even Matt Gates.

The missiles were placed in the silos with care, in the hopes that China would also prepare.

The senators were on recess, all snug in their beds, while visions

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