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The Roundtable of Gentlemen

Holden Talks For Thirty Minutes

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.92.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2015

⏱️ 30 minutes

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On this Round Table special: Holden talks for thirty minutes.

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0:00.0

And now a special presentation from the Round Table of Gentlemen.

0:04.0

Oh no, you gotta be getting talking now. Alright, here we go. Holdin' talks for 30 minutes is the name of the game, and this is the plan. My fans, all my mini succulent fans out there.

0:29.0

I can't wait to talk for the next 30 minutes. And if you don't listen, then you can't quit it. You gotta shape in your hands like a horse is hiding, maybe on, on your mind.

0:45.0

How many times have I been on your mind, listeners? And now you gotta listen to my mind for the next 30 minutes. Now I think we're less of that situation, okay?

0:54.0

I'm looking a little jumbly bumbley with me words. Oh no, he's British now. Oh right, and you got a big block of fun waiting for you in the bathroom misses. By big block of fun, I mean the dump of fucking talkin' your fucky toilet, you fucky bitch.

1:07.0

And that is the end of the BBC show. Pitch that I was gonna make to the head of BBC, BBC has the head, and the head's name is Mr. Head.

1:17.0

And I was gonna try to get head for Mr. Head, because he's fucking not gay. So we're gonna begin again, a new, let's start the show every again now.

1:27.0

All right, olden talks for 30 minutes, and we've got a bit more to go, right? So let's talk about the show. All right, the show is gonna begin like this, and it's gonna end like this, and we're gonna keep going. And you have got to listen to it for the next while, girl.

1:42.0

I'm like the Raven, the Raven. The Raven actually also shot himself in the head at the end of the movie accidentally with a prop gun, but nobody knows about it because it was such a shitty movie, you know?

1:53.0

Unlike the Crow, which was like a pretty fun, gawth fucking rendition, a remake of Superman, some might say, but instead of Superman, it's like fucking blooper man, because if fucking got beat the fucking nuts with a baseball bat, you fuckers!

2:08.0

Now there you have a thought, holding in your head. Baseball man got hit in the bat with the balls, you fuckers. So RBI was an Nintendo game, and it started in 1980, screw you!

2:23.0

Oh, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell

2:53.0

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3:23.0

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3:53.0

complaint for baseball ball man. Baseball ball man is in baseball man.

3:56.4

Bobo Bobo Bobo Bobo Bobo Bobo Bobo Bobo Bobo Bobo Bobo.

3:59.6

Bobo Man. Bobo Man. Bobo Man.

4:03.1

Baseball man. Baseball man. Baseball man. Baseball man.

4:08.5

Baseball man. Hi, how are you? I have many interesting offers to make you today.

4:14.7

Our first offer comes all the way from Ninst chooses

4:18.3

and it's a brown hand and it was dry.

4:24.8

Martha, when we found it, it's a bathroom.

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