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That you weren't here, so.

How late was I?

You are three minutes late.

Wow.

You should cancel me did you just wake up no no i didn't just wake up no did you just wake up what a condescending question. Well, you're out of control.

Well, I'm just being honest.

The way you said it, don't act like you were asking me in a concerned way.

You were asking me, did you just wake up?

Like I was some kind of freaking peon for sleeping in, trying to be like, oh, well,

I guess the only logical answer as to why she would be three minutes late and look like

she does, you know, luscious hair that clearly got stuck in a ponytail,

you know,

it got stuck right there.

You were asking,

in a condescending demeanor.

Now,

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