Hogwarts WEIRD Population EXPLAINED | Harry Potter Film Theory
Super Carlin Brothers
J and Ben Carlin
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🗓️ 19 July 2024
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:13.2 | H E L.P dot com. Why are there so few students at Hogwarts? Hey brother |
| 0:20.4 | let's do some quick math here we know in Harry's year there are 10 |
| 0:25.0 | griffondors, five boys and five girls. And if that holds true for the |
| 0:29.3 | other three houses, it means his entire graduating class is about 40 people big, and that the student population |
| 0:35.8 | of the entire castle is just 280? |
| 0:39.0 | And this makes the wizarding population seem really small when you consider that Hogwarts is like the only school serving the |
| 0:45.8 | greater British area, which means in the entire country just 40 new people are entering the workforce. |
| 0:54.0 | Just 40 people who are buying houses, settling down and contributing to the local economy. |
| 0:59.0 | 40 potential people to join the professional Quiddage teams. |
| 1:04.2 | Actually I think it would be even way less than that. |
| 1:06.4 | It would just be the number of seventh years who also played Quidditch at Hogwarts, |
| 1:11.1 | so maybe like five? |
| 1:13.4 | Wait, Oliver would, man who cared more about Quidditch |
| 1:16.7 | than anyone in the history of the sport only makes, |
| 1:20.7 | let me see here, the Puddle Meer United Practice Squad. Is it possible that Oliver Wood is actually a terrible keeper? I mean, we know for a fact that the chuddly cannons are terrible and he's still only good enough for the |
| 1:34.3 | Puddle Meer practice team? |
| 1:35.8 | I think this is a good opportunity for more math because if there are 40 new Wizards per year, |
| 1:40.8 | an average life expectancy is let's say 80. |
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