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It's Monday, March 26, 2018 from Slated to the Gist I, Mike Pesca.

I cannot bring you all of the important, very important coverage of the Stormy Daniels affair,

a fair day storm, was the president spanked by a Forbes magazine.

If that were to happen today, now that Forbes has gone mostly digital,

which you've used the laptop or a tablet. These are the questions I cannot even ask.

But on this day, the White House would only answer this way when asked about the affair.

Here's spokesman Raj Shah from the podium.

With respect to that interview, I will say the president strongly,

clearly and has consistently denied these underlying claims and the only person who's been

inconsistent is the one making the claims.

So you heard what he said there and that's about as far as it went.

But this is how news organizations described that response time.

White House says President Trump doesn't believe Stormy Daniels account of a fair.

The Hill, White House colon, Stormy Daniels claims of a fair with Trump are not accurate.

And CNN says the White House says President Trump continues to deny that he had an affair

with Stormy Daniels. You know what? I agree with the White House. He did not have an affair.

An affair? It was at best, Bonkery. And from Stormy's side of the things, not the best, Bonkery.

Perhaps the White House simply would not want to respond to allegations of a fair by using that

word. Because you know, a fair to me invokes the heart, the soul, weak emotions,

anathema to a president who prizes strength. Perhaps if this question were flatly asked,

just put out there, did the president make the beast with two backs with Miss Daniels?

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