Ridiculous Crime is a production of I Heart Radio.

Zaren.

No!

Wake up!

Hey, I was not sleeping, my eyes are disclosed.

It's me, Elizabeth.

I know you.

Uh, yeah, you do.

You know what's ridiculous?

I do, Clyde. Okay. You know, like, I bring this up often,

karate masters. Yeah, you know you do. So I found this headline, quote,

humans are no match, quote says Japan karate master who

fended off two bears advises caution oh right I thought this was awesome right

there's this story of this dude's Masato Fukuda he's 50 years old Japanese cat he lives up in Hokkaido like the top of Japan right so he's out he's said he's wanted to go to these falls the Yayoko Falls apparently spectacular I don't know and he's going out there he

wanted to see the winter snow melt right so we're in April and he's out there the road narrows he gets out and he's

walking and he's like oh is the waterfall ahead and he hears some rustling all of sudden

now comes to these bears he's like oh no like black bears he's like yeah

back you know it was like it's on right he sees them they see him and these ones they're like

five feet six feet tall bears right big enough that they can mess him up and most likely you know

probably kill him so what does he do he remembers oh if you turn your back, they'll chase you. So he watches the

bears and he keeps eyes on them and he backs up and then it doesn't matter the bear's circle behind him.

Oh, boy. So now it's on. So what does the karate master do, Elizabeth?

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