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The Bert Show

His Wife Wants To Get A SLEEP Divorce!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Her husband is asking for a divorce...a SLEEP divorce. Do you sleep separately from your partner?


+ What's the PETTIEST reason you ever left a vacation? This husband says he left his family behind because his Mother-In-Law used his *what*?!


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All right, Kathy, I'm going to need your help big time for this

1:01.0

DM that I got last week. It has to do with, I see this term

1:05.4

around a lot now online, sleep divorce. You don't want a real divorce or

1:10.6

anything like that, you just want to sleep in separate rooms right that's a sleep divorce

1:13.6

fair I could get behind that all right so um this particular GM says yobert I heard you say that you'd love to be in a

1:20.9

relationship but not live in the same house. I did say that.

1:25.1

Honestly I said this before marriage does not scare me being up each other's

1:30.1

booty all the time in the same house that scares me more than anything else

1:32.8

cohabitation does yes honestly she says that would definitely not be for me

1:38.5

doesn't sound like much of a relationship at all that sounds judgy to me

1:42.2

uh... when i brought this up to my husband of age at all that sounds judgy to me. like oh this ridiculous guy in the radio thinks it would be fantastic to be in a

1:53.7

relationship just don't live in the same house so he said he wouldn't want to

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