The Bert Show.

Well, a story starts off with a big old win, winning at a charity auction with a unique experience, but it doesn't end so great.

It doesn't.

I'm going to do this one like a 2000s movie.

I was on the back of a golf cart as it rolls to a stop.

I have about 15 chairs in my hands.

I take a step off.

The golf car has not reached a stop. I step

directly onto my ankle and I start going down, freeze frame. Wait, what do they say? You might be

wondering how I got here. There we go. That was a close one. Almost forgot it. Now I see where you're going with this. Okay.

All right. So a couple months ago, my mom and like three of her best friends were at this

concert, charity auction thing. And there's this guy named Jason Eaddy. And have you guys ever been to

Eddie's attic and Decatur? Great place. It's called a listening room.

They have this big sign in there that says like, no talking in here. If you want to get rowdy,

go out to the patio. This room is just for listening. So we've seen him there, I mean, at least a dozen

times. Like we love this guy. He's a great singer-songwriter. On the auction thing, it was a chance to have a private show from him.

They bid and they won. And so they set the date. It was to be in Arkansas on the Hatt River.

And this was like two weeks ago. And so we all go, my mom's whole side of the family is from Arkansas,

and they all live on this river. There's like an airplane strip in the back. It's an incredible

place. It's somewhere that I think everybody has to experience at least once. So we get over there.

Time for the concert. Day of. We have about like nine of these john boats which is just like a little

riverboat and so you drive them up to this dam and you float down all day so this is day of the

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