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Well, somebody here has a dirty little secret.

Oh, no.

Well, we heard about how Morgan and Tyler are now roommates.

That's a pretty dirty little bit.

They're not shacking out.

Not like that. Not the a pretty dirty little. They're not shacking up. Not like that.

No, no.

Not the way that people use that phrase.

Two separate bedroom.

Yeah, right.

So yeah, Morgan shared her secret with us.

But then I was told that somebody else has a dirty little secret.

Now, what I said, hey, anybody here in the room has got a secret to share or a secret,

something they've been holding onto or whatever, something interesting, like something maybe

we don't know about them or whatever, to put it in the studio top hat.

The official hat.

Yeah.

The secret hat.

There are no names associated with this.

So I'll read what it says, and then you guys can see if you can guess who the dirty little secret belongs to. Okay. Okay. All right. Got it. All right. So I'll just take one out here. And this first one says, just this morning, I farted in the kitchen area thinking I was alone, but right after some guy walked up to get some coffee and stood in my stink.

Oh. Just this morning, I farted in the kitchen area thinking I was alone, but right after some guy walked up to get some coffee and stood in my stink. Oh, that's easy. I got it. I got it. That's easy. Does it just people in this room? Yeah, who's based on the room? Okay. I know who it is. Me too. It's Sammy. It has to be Sammy. That's what I'm thinking, too. I was thinking Gina. I was thinking Greg. I mean, Gina, I don't think Gina. I think Sammy, because of what we experienced at that Joe Coy shot. That was true. And it doesn't make any noise. She says that, like, her farts don't make noise. Right. But they stink. Oh, they stink. Like a dumpster. Oh, all the time. Something like this wouldn't even be noteworthy for me. I do it all the time. That's not even... But the fact that somebody walked up right after. Well, Gina, you don't drink coffee, do you? I have a little bit, but I only... Samie's always had the coffee machine.

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