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The Woody Show

HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show April 9th 2026 Podcast

The Woody Show

iHeartRadio and ALT 98.7 FM

Society & Culture

4.63.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

into another new one insensitivity training for a politically correct world i'm woody that's

0:10.8

gregg gory i woody menace what is up hi is right there we got gina graad hi we got c-mass we got sammy

0:17.6

morgon is here. Phones are open.

0:22.9

87744, Woody.

0:26.6

Set us a text over to 2-2987.

0:29.6

A couple of follow-ups.

0:32.8

Starting with, you said you had like one of our coworkers.

0:36.0

We were talking, I forget how it came up.

0:36.5

Oh.

0:54.1

The dirty secret. The dirty little secret. It was somebody in the room had said that they were an adult when they finally figured out that women have a separate pee hole. Yeah. And it turns out it was a person on the show who's a woman. Right. And that person's name is Gina Grad. Yeah. Had no idea. Into idea. Into my late, 20s. Which is, yeah. I had people asking me some follow up questions. Like are your, and do I have a head injury? No, no, no. Please don't answer it. I'm saying, people are really trying to figure out how that was possible you didn't know. And so they were like, Well, does she have, like, I would know. Does she have like, like, like, is she like Audi or any down there? Like, like, like, uh, would that. I guess lips or flaps, right? I can tell you. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Nope. Nope. Oh my God. I mean, it sound like you're asking. But people, no, no, because people were really like kind of... Would that make it different? People are really digging in trying to figure out how that was possible.

1:30.7

They couldn't wrap their head around. I mean, it sounded like you were asking. But people, no, no, because people are really like kind of... Would that make it different?

1:45.2

People are really digging in trying to figure out how that was possible. They couldn't wrap their head around how you wouldn't know. They're really close together. Okay, well, good. And nobody told me. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. All right. Well, I don't know. I received a text from somebody who works on this floor.

1:46.0

Okay.

1:45.2

Who said this to me. All right. Well, I don't know. I received a text from somebody who works on this floor.

1:46.0

Okay.

1:47.8

Who said this to me.

1:55.7

OMG, when you divulge your dirty little secret, I was in my bathroom getting ready for work and immediately busted out the mirror.

2:00.8

I don't think it was so much that I didn't know, but more that it never occurred to me to look.

2:07.0

And I said, there's so much going on down there. And she said, first words out of my mouth were,

2:16.0

oh, m.g, there it is. I felt like Christopher Columbus. Oh, my God. What? There's a grown woman on this floor. So in the same exact boat as you. Yeah, but again, I discovered this like 20 years ago. So chicks do you, like, did you look at yourselves with mirrors? Apparently. Yeah, I remember there was like some TV. Was it Sex in the City? I've never watched you. I don't know, you tell us, what he was it Sex and the Same. Yeah, this is a huge question. Well, I seem to remember there was something.

2:35.2

It was one of those kind of shows where, like, the women, they were all, they had hand mirrors

2:38.6

and they were, like, checking themselves out.

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