All right, so let's get to the last realistic of the two

Mermaid Golf seasons.

Are you ready, buddy?

Let's call it the Bleepit Perfect Golf season.

And I think you can pretty much guess where that's

going to start.

Signed Trey Turner.

Just sign him.

Bryce Harper is desperate that, Mary.

Called him his favorite player in the sport on the TV

broadcast.

Bryce Harper didn't do that by mistake.

Look, but Trey Turner changes the complexion of the team.

He's a perfect fit for what they need.

Obviously, he steps right into being a lead off hitter

for this team, and which, you know, enough,

already with the debates about Trevor.

And this, Matt, I love it.

I think Trevor's a better lead off hitter than others, too.

But obviously, he's not a perfect lead off hitter.

Go sign Trey Turner.

I think he's not someone who is going

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