Hello!

And welcome to very amusing, your one-stop shop for the stories, secrets, and shenanigans

of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Carly Weizel, and I don't know if you can tell yet, but I just want to warn you

up top, I had to get some dental work this week, and I am not able to fully speak the way

I normally do.

I'm a little so conscious of it because I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine.

Once the numbness wears off, I can order coffee.

I don't have to be nervous about that.

It's totally fine.

And then a couple days passed, and I realized like, oh, I'm still swollen, and my business

is now talking into a $20 microphone.

So I'm really sorry from the top if I'm not enunciating as much as I should.

I'm struggling with S's, S's, and just trying to make it sound good around it.

So I apologize if anything comes through muddied.

Just to wait at me and tell me you can't understand me, and I will happily let you know what

I at least was trying to say.

I was very concerned for a moment because I thought I had to get a crown.

I'll just like, I had to get a crown.

Well, I got a temporary one, and I was concerned I would not be able to eat popcorn for the

two and a half, three weeks between the temporary one and the permanent one.

But never fear.

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