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The Smartest Man in the World

Hickories

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2015

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Live from Laugh Boston, Greg preaches on Peckinpah, the Patriots and police violence.

Transcript

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0:00.0

AWarrior Minic Break & ReFather

0:27.4

on some Boston Postage, Channing Comedy venue,

0:30.7

left Boston located here in the Bazaar warehouse convention,

0:35.7

nothing corporate restaurant district of Boston.

0:39.3

Where the history goes back tens of years in this area

0:43.2

to the ancient times when there was only

0:45.3

but five professional teams here, and not 700.

0:48.8

It's exciting once again to be here in Boston.

0:51.1

Normally I go out and walk around in the crowd

0:52.9

and talk to everybody before the show,

0:54.4

but I got whalayed here in Boston.

0:56.3

I couldn't get two inches from the stage

0:58.2

before everyone bum rushed me.

0:59.5

So I've learned yet another thing about Boston

1:02.4

that you're orderly.

1:03.6

And it's going to be your way.

1:06.0

I thought it was going to be my way,

1:07.2

and I was going to float freely through the house

1:08.9

like a little cabbage moth just depositing my pollen

1:14.3

everywhere I went and instead, no.

1:16.7

I was ganged over there on the corner, and it was divine.

1:20.2

I'm a wash and gift here tonight.

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