Hey Girl! It's Me...Carl

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Bryan is back from a cruise. The food was great but his ability to watch TLC was not. Netflix is trying to keep momentum with the sister series to Love Is Blind, Ultimatum. 6 couples "swing" their way to marriage decisions. Bryan isn't buying it. Finally, The Hillsong Church has a long and sorted history. Like most church scandals, it's hypocrisy at it's best! Bryan and Krissy take a deep dive into Hillsong and it's Mega-famous Pastor Carl Lentz. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, it certainly is nice to see them work things out for themselves.
0:04.0	They haven't worked anything out for themselves. It's my barbecue sauce.
0:08.0	They're a barbecue sauce.
0:10.0	My barbecue sauce.
0:11.0	Haven't you ever noticed after people have something in my barbecue sauce?
0:15.0	After a while when it kicks in they get all huggy buggy?
0:18.0	Top!
0:19.0	I'm dead serious.
0:20.0	Haven't you ever noticed that after one of my barbecue's and they have the sauce?
0:25.0	People want to get right home?
0:28.0	Let me tell you something else.
0:30.0	I got a cup of it up on the night table.
0:33.0	I got a cup of it I said, left it up there breathing.
0:37.0	Why don't you give it a chicken to these people that's going up and have some sauce?
0:47.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:50.0	For three weeks you pick another partner.
0:53.0	So there's 12 people.
0:54.0	To try out.
0:55.0	You pick another partner and you try them out.
0:57.0	And you decide if you really want to be with the first partner.
1:00.0	Which is absolutely fucking wacky, dude.
1:02.0	It makes no sense.
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