Herpes Monkey Loose in Mississippi!
Boomer & Gio
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🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Do you see those monkeys that, was it in Alabama that escaped? |
| 0:05.0 | Mississippi. |
| 0:06.0 | Mississippi they escaped and they got herpes and COVID and hepatitis? |
| 0:11.0 | No, I didn't see the monkeys that got. |
| 0:14.0 | You didn't see that? |
| 0:15.0 | This is a thing. |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah, this is a thing. |
| 0:17.0 | I could have thrown that in the headlines too. |
| 0:19.0 | Where do they get the herpes from? |
| 0:20.0 | I think they were tested. Like these are monkeys that were they performing tests on, you know, medical testing monkeys. I think they're medical testing. And they got out. Yeah. And one of them is still on the loose. The others have been caught and unfortunately have perished. I want the monkey to live along and help let him stay out there. |
| 0:38.5 | You know, |
| 0:38.6 | they never catch him? |
| 0:39.8 | You know what I was thinking? |
| 0:40.7 | I was thinking, |
| 0:41.2 | do you think there was a guy, |
| 0:42.5 | there's a guy out there who might have been like unfaithful to his significant other |
| 0:47.9 | and got herpes from... |
| 0:50.3 | The monkey? |
| 0:51.0 | No, no, no, no, no. |
| 0:52.5 | Got herpes from the woman that he cheated with who now has an excuse to say that the monkey got him. |
| 1:00.5 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 1:01.3 | He's like, listen, honey, I swear, I didn't cheat on you. |
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